Film Rating For Your Blog, Part Deux

Wow! Now you are getting scary!

What's scary about handcuffs & dominatrix!?

Wow, I think this thing is calibrated waaayyy low, even for taking the words out of context.

I got an R for dead 5x, kill 3x, and porn 1x.

Never mind that "dead" referred to dead grass, dead trees, and a dead squirrel.

Kill referred to killing turkey oaks with herbicide and (humanely) killing squirrels in woodpecker holes.

And porn referred to a picture of two snakes mating.

Oh nothing, it's just my allergy to latex ;-)

Hehe. My blog is for kids and teens-it got a pg-13 rating because of the words 'drugs' and 'tit.' I was surprised at the last one and then I realized it took words like 'title' and translated that to 'tit.'

Ah, phooey! Our blog only rates a lousy PG (for "kill" and "sexy"). Guess we'll just have to try harder...

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