Film Rating For Your Blog, Part Deux

This rating is because I used these very dangerous words;

sexy (6x)
ass (5x)
poop (4x)

Okay, let's see if it picks up nasty words that appear below the fold;

sex

xxx

handcuffs

whips

dominatrix

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By Chris' Wills (not verified) on 29 Jun 2007 #permalink

Wow, I think this thing is calibrated waaayyy low, even for taking the words out of context.

I got an R for dead 5x, kill 3x, and porn 1x.

Never mind that "dead" referred to dead grass, dead trees, and a dead squirrel.

Kill referred to killing turkey oaks with herbicide and (humanely) killing squirrels in woodpecker holes.

And porn referred to a picture of two snakes mating.

Hehe. My blog is for kids and teens-it got a pg-13 rating because of the words 'drugs' and 'tit.' I was surprised at the last one and then I realized it took words like 'title' and translated that to 'tit.'