Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)

What’s Your Fortune?

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I found a fortune cookie fortune generator online for you all to play with. I got a weird fortune and I am curious as to what fortune you got.

Your Fortune Is

Support bacteria — it’s the only culture some people have!


  1. #1 Chris' Wills
    December 29, 2007

    Your Fortune Is:
    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.


  2. #2 Bob O'H
    December 29, 2007

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    Hmmm. s/get/has/


  3. #3 Rob
    December 29, 2007

    “7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.”

    The others were definitely more fun…

  4. #4 Carl Manaster
    December 29, 2007

    Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

    …in bed!

    (not that this series seems to need that particular enhancement.)

  5. #5 drew wheelan
    December 29, 2007

    support bacteria, it’sthe only culture some people have

  6. #6 David Harmon
    December 30, 2007

    An old game to play with fortune cookies is to append to each fortune, “between the sheets”. Half of these hardly seem to need that….

    My local “fortune” command (standard in UNIX!) says: “There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.”

  7. #7 David Harmon
    December 30, 2007

    And the “Wacky” generator gives: “Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.”

  8. #8 Ktesibios
    December 30, 2007

    “Baseball got it all wrong, a man with four balls cannot walk.”

  9. #9 Sammy
    December 31, 2007

    “Just because men have one doesn’t mean they need to be one.”

    That one was funny, but this one’s actually kind of profound:
    “War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.”

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