tags: online fortune generator, fortune cookie, online game
I found a fortune cookie fortune generator online for you all to play with. I got a weird fortune and I am curious as to what fortune you got.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Okay, you must tell me, my peeps; what is your fortune?
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Your Fortune Is:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
:o)
Hmmm. s/get/has/
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"7/5th of all people do not understand fractions."
The others were definitely more fun...
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
...in bed!
(not that this series seems to need that particular enhancement.)
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My local "fortune" command (standard in UNIX!) says: "There will be big changes for you but you will be happy."
And the "Wacky" generator gives: "Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them."
"Baseball got it all wrong, a man with four balls cannot walk."
"Just because men have one doesn't mean they need to be one."
That one was funny, but this one's actually kind of profound:
"War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."