What's Your Fortune?

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I found a fortune cookie fortune generator online for you all to play with. I got a weird fortune and I am curious as to what fortune you got.

Your Fortune Is

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

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Your Fortune Is:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

:o)

By Chris' Wills (not verified) on 29 Dec 2007 #permalink

An old game to play with fortune cookies is to append to each fortune, "between the sheets". Half of these hardly seem to need that....

My local "fortune" command (standard in UNIX!) says: "There will be big changes for you but you will be happy."

By David Harmon (not verified) on 30 Dec 2007 #permalink

And the "Wacky" generator gives: "Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them."

By David Harmon (not verified) on 30 Dec 2007 #permalink

"Baseball got it all wrong, a man with four balls cannot walk."

By Ktesibios (not verified) on 30 Dec 2007 #permalink

"Just because men have one doesn't mean they need to be one."

That one was funny, but this one's actually kind of profound:
"War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."