Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)

Does This Mean That I am Fat???

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I am sure that many of you wonder this very thing during those early mornings just before the sun rises.

Comments

  1. #1 Rob
    March 30, 2008

    I can’t count the number of nights I’ve stayed awake pondering this exact question. I would feed 12.

  2. #2 John
    March 30, 2008

    I could feed 14.

  3. #3 Mus
    March 30, 2008

    I conld only feed 10. The rest will have to starve. Muwahahaha!!!

  4. #4 Chris' Wills
    March 30, 2008

    15

    But I’m undertall for my weight

  5. #5 Bob O'H
    March 30, 2008

    I can feed 16. They must be pygmies.

  6. #6 G in INdiana
    March 30, 2008

    I can feed 7. I am fairly muscular and wouldn’t that mean the diners would get more nourishment than if I had a higher percentage of fat?

  7. #7 natural cynic
    March 30, 2008

    Uhhh, 13. How long could the pick my bones? And since I’m kinda old, how long would they have to cook me?

  8. #8 Rubymac
    March 31, 2008

    12. I’ve been doing some thinking recently about ways to love one’s self better. Apparently, there’s a lot of me to love!

  9. #9 themadlolscientist
    April 1, 2008

    12. I assume they’re not counting the week’s worth of soup that could be made from the bones?

  10. #10 David Harmon
    April 1, 2008

    Hedwig, my guess is it’s keying on your height, since it didn’t ask for much more of a weight range than “skinny, normal, or obese”. I’m neither fat nor (these days) skinny, but I’m only 5’8″, so I’d feed only 10.

  11. #11 pinapplesoda
    September 16, 2009

    I can feed 16 cannibals and my brother can feed 21 cannibals.

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