Does This Mean That I am Fat???

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I am sure that many of you wonder this very thing during those early mornings just before the sun rises.

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I conld only feed 10. The rest will have to starve. Muwahahaha!!!


But I'm undertall for my weight

By Chris' Wills (not verified) on 30 Mar 2008 #permalink

I can feed 7. I am fairly muscular and wouldn't that mean the diners would get more nourishment than if I had a higher percentage of fat?

By G in INdiana (not verified) on 30 Mar 2008 #permalink

Uhhh, 13. How long could the pick my bones? And since I'm kinda old, how long would they have to cook me?

By natural cynic (not verified) on 30 Mar 2008 #permalink

12. I've been doing some thinking recently about ways to love one's self better. Apparently, there's a lot of me to love!

12. I assume they're not counting the week's worth of soup that could be made from the bones?

By themadlolscientist (not verified) on 01 Apr 2008 #permalink

Hedwig, my guess is it's keying on your height, since it didn't ask for much more of a weight range than "skinny, normal, or obese". I'm neither fat nor (these days) skinny, but I'm only 5'8", so I'd feed only 10.

By David Harmon (not verified) on 01 Apr 2008 #permalink

I can feed 16 cannibals and my brother can feed 21 cannibals.

By pinapplesoda (not verified) on 16 Sep 2009 #permalink