Does This Mean That I am Fat???

I can't count the number of nights I've stayed awake pondering this exact question. I would feed 12.

I could feed 14.

I conld only feed 10. The rest will have to starve. Muwahahaha!!!

15

But I'm undertall for my weight

I can feed 16. They must be pygmies.

I can feed 7. I am fairly muscular and wouldn't that mean the diners would get more nourishment than if I had a higher percentage of fat?

Uhhh, 13. How long could the pick my bones? And since I'm kinda old, how long would they have to cook me?

12. I've been doing some thinking recently about ways to love one's self better. Apparently, there's a lot of me to love!

12. I assume they're not counting the week's worth of soup that could be made from the bones?

Hedwig, my guess is it's keying on your height, since it didn't ask for much more of a weight range than "skinny, normal, or obese". I'm neither fat nor (these days) skinny, but I'm only 5'8", so I'd feed only 10.

I can feed 16 cannibals and my brother can feed 21 cannibals.