Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)

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Eternal purity requires eternal vigilance against the devil’s hand. Here are some practical tips to keep you from “playing with your Genesis” [5:02]

Comments

  1. #1 Larry Ayers
    March 29, 2009

    Oh, that was just so weird to watch! Why do these people have such an “issue” with masturbation? It certainly helped me get through adolescence. I was just creeped out, frankly…

  2. #2 Whitecoat Tales
    March 29, 2009

    I think that Ed Current’s videos are meant as parody. I mean at least if you look at some of his other ones, he’s either a parody or the worse fundamentalist ever.

  3. #3 Dennis
    March 29, 2009

    Thank you for this very timely video. I struggle with – and lose to – the urge every day. Now this video has shown me there is hope to overcome all the grasping and stroking and rubbing and pleasure and…just a minute, I’ll be right back.

  4. #4 Dennis
    March 29, 2009

    Ok, I’m back. Like I was saying, thanks for this great public service. Anyone got a smoke?

  5. #5 Brian
    March 29, 2009

    I’m going to go with parody here too. The video is about resisting the temptation to masturbate, but his examples for that temptation include climbing the rope in gym class (who still does that?) and wrestling with your friends. The gay innuendos are pretty obvious. For a video about sexual “purity” homosexuality doesn’t really jive with the message.

    On the other hand, totally hilarious!

  6. #6 Art
    March 29, 2009

    “strangle the serpent”

    ROFLMAO.

    Biting parody.

  7. #7 iRobot
    March 29, 2009

    That was hilarious!

  8. #8 RSG
    March 29, 2009

    As always, it’s difficult to distinguish between wingnuttia and satire. This was satire, but you can tell that only from the closing credits. Plus the throwing up in the mouth at the very end.

  9. #9 Michael Crumpton
    March 29, 2009

    Anyone who could not spot that as satire in the first 15 seconds needs to get out more.

  10. #10 Andre the BFG
    March 30, 2009

    “strangling the serpent?”

    I prefer to think of it as “choking the parrot”

  11. #11 Bob
    March 30, 2009

    Don’t be too sure he isn’t being serious. Most fundi’s are not very smart. Look at the garbage they believe and promote as truth. They are looking for really stupid people to follow them and donate to them. Hey! We all gotta get money to live on. They choose to trick the stupid people into their scam. They are just trying to make a living and a lot of stupid people have at least some money.

  12. #12 ouizl
    March 31, 2009

    Ah come on Jesus paid for our sins, let’s get our $$$ worth.

  13. #13 jake
    March 31, 2009

    this guy is a douche bag

  14. #14 Liss
    March 31, 2009

    So by this logic… You should only use one sperm to get to the egg. Because by blowing your load in a chick a 999,999 tiny little angels will die.

    And screw you about the left handed bible camp you ass hole.

    This is so creepy.

    And if sex wasn’t meant for pleasure it wouldn’t have been mad to feel pleasureful.

    guys like this is what gives christian’s a bed name.