Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)

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In this amazing news report, Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, you’ll barely be able to tell they have no souls [2:40]


  1. #1 Mike Haubrich, FCD
    June 6, 2009

    I think what they are saying is that the stars of HSM I, HSM II, and HSM III were too obviously soulless and that the Geneticists at Disney are refining their technique. It will not be so transparent in future movies, Mike.

  2. #2 Mike Olson
    June 6, 2009

    Funny stuff.

  3. #3 Becky
    June 6, 2009


  4. #4 anonymoose
    June 7, 2009

    Yeah Mike, I think what they were saying is… IT’S A JOKE!

  5. #5 "GrrlScientist"
    June 7, 2009

    that’s a .. joke? you ruined my day, anonymoose. i was hoping to work for Disney as a geneticist.

  6. #6 Kitt
    June 7, 2009

    well duh this is fake-its from the onion! I love that stuff.

  7. #7 autumn
    June 7, 2009

    “It’s hard for me to watch, because all I see is my mistakes.”
    haha, I love the onion.

  8. #8 Lipgloss
    June 7, 2009

    “Cuz his skin will start to dissolve..”
    “Oh! Poor Zac Efron!!”

  9. #9 dncn4lyfe77
    June 7, 2009

    lol omg thats great

  10. #10 Sosano
    June 8, 2009

    Duh… every body know they rise orphan children in big facilities, and specially train them to become artists… stupid ones.

  11. #11 quail
    June 8, 2009

    Disney’s overly polished, soulless actors were a boon to the Barney start-up of the early 90’s. That first set of Barney kids came across as real compared to the competition. Sad that today everyone tries to emulate the horror that is Disney acting. >> Video was hilarious.

  12. #12 Custom Website Design
    June 8, 2009

    What about ms. Spears? she is a great musician and role model?

  13. #13 nony
    June 8, 2009

    Jamie Lynn Spears is a lot of things, but that’s not one (or two) of them.

  14. #14 MYOB
    June 8, 2009

    thats not real at all that was all a fake if you believed that crap ur retarded im srry but thats all bull

  15. #15 Tom
    June 8, 2009

    What I find hilarious is the people out there who will believe everything they see or watch.. Not thinking for themselves and realising that some things out there are actually a JOKE.

  16. #16 yola
    June 9, 2009

    Man!!! I believed this…I was sitting there with my mouth wide open and I was like okay, they seem to be faking, but I was like, they couldn’t be faking it…LOL!!

  17. #17 Left_Wing_Fox
    June 9, 2009

    One of these days, I’ll have to get off my butt and finsih drawing Ludwig Von Drake’s guide to Cartoon Genetics.

  18. #18 ketara
    May 26, 2010

    the only ones that are fake are the hsm ones

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