Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars

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In this amazing news report, Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, you'll barely be able to tell they have no souls [2:40]

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I think what they are saying is that the stars of HSM I, HSM II, and HSM III were too obviously soulless and that the Geneticists at Disney are refining their technique. It will not be so transparent in future movies, Mike.

Funny stuff.

By Mike Olson (not verified) on 06 Jun 2009 #permalink


Yeah Mike, I think what they were saying is... IT'S A JOKE!

By anonymoose (not verified) on 06 Jun 2009 #permalink

that's a .. joke? you ruined my day, anonymoose. i was hoping to work for Disney as a geneticist.

well duh this is fake-its from the onion! I love that stuff.

"It's hard for me to watch, because all I see is my mistakes."
haha, I love the onion.

"Cuz his skin will start to dissolve.."
"Oh! Poor Zac Efron!!"

lol omg thats great

By dncn4lyfe77 (not verified) on 07 Jun 2009 #permalink

Duh... every body know they rise orphan children in big facilities, and specially train them to become artists... stupid ones.

Disney's overly polished, soulless actors were a boon to the Barney start-up of the early 90's. That first set of Barney kids came across as real compared to the competition. Sad that today everyone tries to emulate the horror that is Disney acting. >> Video was hilarious.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a lot of things, but that's not one (or two) of them.

thats not real at all that was all a fake if you believed that crap ur retarded im srry but thats all bull

What I find hilarious is the people out there who will believe everything they see or watch.. Not thinking for themselves and realising that some things out there are actually a JOKE.

Man!!! I believed this...I was sitting there with my mouth wide open and I was like okay, they seem to be faking, but I was like, they couldn't be faking it...LOL!!

One of these days, I'll have to get off my butt and finsih drawing Ludwig Von Drake's guide to Cartoon Genetics.

By Left_Wing_Fox (not verified) on 09 Jun 2009 #permalink

the only ones that are fake are the hsm ones