All you need is this.

Yes, it’s the Jesus Pan.

Who needs to wait for miracles to produce things like the Jesus grilled cheese sandwich? Now you can make them yourself!


Coming soon….The Virgin Mary Pan!

Maybe you can think of other great products along these lines? Lenin, anyone?


  1. #1 outeast
    June 2, 2006

    The real virgin mary pan was sold some time ago…

  2. #2 outeast
    June 2, 2006

    sold, I mean:)

  3. #3 John Wilkins
    June 2, 2006

    Eat your deity now! Become one with the Almighty. You are what you eat, after all…

  4. #4 Big Al
    June 2, 2006

    “Lenin freezer wrap”.

  5. #5 Left_Wing_Fox
    June 3, 2006

    Heck, who needs transubstantiation? Now your bread can be Jesus before you eat it.

  6. #6 Alan Kellogg
    June 3, 2006

    But what is the proper brand of bread, and does fresh baked have an advantage?

    Would using I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter (bearing false witness) on the toast be blasphemous?

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