All you need is this.
Yes, it's the Jesus Pan.
Who needs to wait for miracles to produce things like the Jesus grilled cheese sandwich? Now you can make them yourself!
Prediction:
Coming soon....The Virgin Mary Pan!
Maybe you can think of other great products along these lines? Lenin, anyone?
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The real virgin mary pan was sold some time ago...
sold, I mean:)
Eat your deity now! Become one with the Almighty. You are what you eat, after all...
"Lenin freezer wrap".
Heck, who needs transubstantiation? Now your bread can be Jesus before you eat it.
But what is the proper brand of bread, and does fresh baked have an advantage?
Would using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter (bearing false witness) on the toast be blasphemous?