You know, the current crop of Presidential candidates has me bored to tears. None of them inspire, and the one that comes closest to maybe inspiring is too inexperienced and definitely not ready for prime time. Couple that with the fact that the election is nearly 15 months away but the campaign has been going on since at least January, and terminal ennui sets in. I’ll probably want to shoot myself by the time Election Day 2008 rolls around.

Fortunately, I found a little tidbit that demonstrates a method of picking our next President that would at least get my interest. Hey, it can hardly be worse than the method we’re using now. I present to you: Obama Girls vs. Guliani Girls:

Yeah, scantily clad chicks doing a dance-off! Now we’re talking! (Don’t miss the Kucinich Girl.) Maybe Hillary Clinton could get some Clinton boys to go into the competition.


  1. #1 Bob O'H
    August 18, 2007

    If that’s the standard of political debate in the US, I’m applying for my green card.


  2. #2 Mike O'Risal
    August 18, 2007

    May the man with the best booty win!

    Bob: It’s sorta close. If the real level of political discourse were to be translated into a comparison of feminine beauty in a music video, it’d look more like a rump-shaking competition between Barbara Bush and Bella Abzug.

  3. #3 David Tyler
    August 18, 2007

    Well that gives as much a reason to vote for one of the current candidates as any. More than a year out and I am firmly committed to NONE OF THE ABOVE.

    With Clinton I thought that the presidency had become largely irrelevant. Bush has proven me wrong by demonstrating how a president can cause real damage.

    I think I’ll watch the girls again.

    Thanks for some great links.

  4. #4 Vjatcheslav
    August 18, 2007

    I really hope they continue this… It would give us a really interesting phenomenon to watch, after some campaigns.

  5. #5 Vjatcheslav
    August 18, 2007

    In fact, it reminds me of Mao (when he was in one of his villas, that is). I am sure Orac understands this.

  6. #6 Alex, FCD
    August 18, 2007

    Nonsense! You must stick to your time-honoured and rational system wherein every citizen votes for the candidate who is, in his or her opinion, taller.

  7. #7 Lepht
    August 18, 2007

    only in America.


  8. #8 Vjatcheslav
    August 19, 2007

    It is time to support the poor Kucinich girl.

    All for Kucinich, comrades!

  9. #9 Mo
    August 20, 2007

    You haven’t seen the Costandi girls.

  10. #10 Maria
    August 20, 2007

    Thank God for Canada

  11. #11 anonimouse
    August 22, 2007

    That video will become irrelevant when the race is Fred Thompson vs. Hilary Clinton.

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