Now here's a way to pick our next President!

You know, the current crop of Presidential candidates has me bored to tears. None of them inspire, and the one that comes closest to maybe inspiring is too inexperienced and definitely not ready for prime time. Couple that with the fact that the election is nearly 15 months away but the campaign has been going on since at least January, and terminal ennui sets in. I'll probably want to shoot myself by the time Election Day 2008 rolls around.

Fortunately, I found a little tidbit that demonstrates a method of picking our next President that would at least get my interest. Hey, it can hardly be worse than the method we're using now. I present to you: Obama Girls vs. Guliani Girls:

Yeah, scantily clad chicks doing a dance-off! Now we're talking! (Don't miss the Kucinich Girl.) Maybe Hillary Clinton could get some Clinton boys to go into the competition.

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May the man with the best booty win!

Bob: It's sorta close. If the real level of political discourse were to be translated into a comparison of feminine beauty in a music video, it'd look more like a rump-shaking competition between Barbara Bush and Bella Abzug.

Well that gives as much a reason to vote for one of the current candidates as any. More than a year out and I am firmly committed to NONE OF THE ABOVE.

With Clinton I thought that the presidency had become largely irrelevant. Bush has proven me wrong by demonstrating how a president can cause real damage.

I think I'll watch the girls again.

Thanks for some great links.

I really hope they continue this... It would give us a really interesting phenomenon to watch, after some campaigns.

By Vjatcheslav (not verified) on 18 Aug 2007 #permalink

In fact, it reminds me of Mao (when he was in one of his villas, that is). I am sure Orac understands this.

By Vjatcheslav (not verified) on 18 Aug 2007 #permalink

Nonsense! You must stick to your time-honoured and rational system wherein every citizen votes for the candidate who is, in his or her opinion, taller.

By Alex, FCD (not verified) on 18 Aug 2007 #permalink

It is time to support the poor Kucinich girl.

All for Kucinich, comrades!

By Vjatcheslav (not verified) on 19 Aug 2007 #permalink

Thank God for Canada

That video will become irrelevant when the race is Fred Thompson vs. Hilary Clinton.

By anonimouse (not verified) on 21 Aug 2007 #permalink