When giant turds attack…


you’d better run for cover!

Truly, you can’t make–if you’ll excuse the term–shit like this up.

Let the jokes begin!


  1. #1 Bob O'H
    August 13, 2008

    Oh, it seems to have missed the fan, anyway. Always a good thing.

  2. #2 Dan
    August 13, 2008

    Don’t give me that shit!

  3. #3 Dan
    August 13, 2008

    Orac, this is got to be one of your shitiest posts. On the other hand, short and sweet, not as long winded as usual.

  4. #4 Ranson
    August 13, 2008

    Is that Eneman I see off in the corner, saying, “My work here is done!”

  5. #5 BB
    August 13, 2008

    My dog did [i]that[/i]?

  6. #6 No One Of Consequence
    August 13, 2008

    Somehow when I hear someone says “Let’s go blow shit up” this isn’t what I had in mind.

  7. #7 c-serpent
    August 13, 2008

    At the risk of sound fecesious, these jokes are getting excrementally worse. I’d better scat before it gets worse.

  8. #8 chancelikely
    August 13, 2008

    Are the two on the left mating?

    Holy fucking shit!

  9. #9 Zeno
    August 13, 2008

    Damn! I thought the Republican convention wasn’t till next month.

  10. #10 PuckishOne
    August 13, 2008

    This has to be at the bottom of a hill, because shit always flows downwards.

  11. #11 Phoenix Woman
    August 13, 2008

    Speaking of worthless shit, did you know that TV causes autism? I always thought it was the dearth of pirates that caused autism, myself.

  12. #12 Joe
    August 13, 2008

    I once worked with a biochemist who complained about the odors of solvents I used. However, he thought his E. coli didn’t stink.

  13. #13 fongooly
    August 13, 2008

    Shit doesn’t just happen. It’s self-replicating.

  14. #14 Patrick
    August 13, 2008

    Soo I assume these came out of the colon cancer walk through model we were shown a few posts ago?

  15. #15 Barn Owl
    August 13, 2008

    Which stool pigeon alerted the authorities?

    Seriously, that dogpile is going to require one huge pooper-scooper bag to clean up…or perhaps it *is* a bag AND a poop, all in one convenient sculpture.

  16. #16 notmercury
    August 13, 2008

    So I see RFK Jr is back to blogging.

  17. #17 Brendan
    August 13, 2008

    OT: here’s a dumb mainstream article you may wish to pummel at your leisure: http://www.slate.com/id/2197420

    Perhaps they’d run a response column? I hope?

  18. #18 NM
    August 13, 2008

    No where near as bad as the Vagina Bicycle

  19. #19 storkdok
    August 13, 2008

    Holy Crap, it was Gone With the Wind!

    I’d like to know who commissioned the Flying Feces?

  20. #20 bones
    August 13, 2008

    I just put my tootsie roll down. Not very appetizing anymore…

  21. #21 Mike
    August 13, 2008

    This look like the cousins of the Creature From The Pit

  22. #22 Alan Kellogg
    August 13, 2008

    Isn’t shiny shit diagnostic of some condition?

  23. #23 Don Smith, FCD
    August 14, 2008

    Did anyone see this ad under the article:

    Grab attention & bring in business. Create a giant impact – Call today!

  24. #24 wfjag
    August 14, 2008

    The giant, inflatable, dog doo was created by American artist “Paul McCarty.” Any relation to Jenny?

  25. #25 Patrick
    August 14, 2008

    Shouldn’t that be Create a giant impaction, Don?

  26. #26 Bob Carroll
    August 14, 2008

    Reminds me of the Tom Lehrer song, “We’ll All Go Together When We Go.”

  27. #27 DLC
    August 14, 2008

    Um… I really don’t want to see the critter that excreted that. . . cleaning up after it would be a shitty job.

  28. #28 NM
    August 14, 2008

    Large light ‘fluffy’ stools are a sign of good health- but only up to a point where they make you explode I would think.

  29. #29 Tsu Dho Nimh
    August 15, 2008

    Well, there was a storm … a shit storm:

    A GIANT inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy has blown away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before landing again.

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