Respectful Insolence

…you’d better run for cover!

Truly, you can’t make–if you’ll excuse the term–shit like this up.

Let the jokes begin!

Comments

#1 Bob O'H
August 13, 2008

Oh, it seems to have missed the fan, anyway. Always a good thing.
#2 Dan
August 13, 2008

Don’t give me that shit!
#3 Dan
August 13, 2008

Orac, this is got to be one of your shitiest posts. On the other hand, short and sweet, not as long winded as usual.
#4 Ranson
August 13, 2008

Is that Eneman I see off in the corner, saying, “My work here is done!”
#5 BB
August 13, 2008

My dog did [i]that[/i]?
#6 No One Of Consequence
August 13, 2008

Somehow when I hear someone says “Let’s go blow shit up” this isn’t what I had in mind.
#7 c-serpent
August 13, 2008

At the risk of sound fecesious, these jokes are getting excrementally worse. I’d better scat before it gets worse.
#8 chancelikely
August 13, 2008

Are the two on the left mating?

Holy fucking shit!
#9 Zeno
August 13, 2008

Damn! I thought the Republican convention wasn’t till next month.
#10 PuckishOne
August 13, 2008

This has to be at the bottom of a hill, because shit always flows downwards.
#11 Phoenix Woman
August 13, 2008

Speaking of worthless shit, did you know that TV causes autism? I always thought it was the dearth of pirates that caused autism, myself.
#12 Joe
August 13, 2008

I once worked with a biochemist who complained about the odors of solvents I used. However, he thought his E. coli didn’t stink.
#13 fongooly
August 13, 2008

Shit doesn’t just happen. It’s self-replicating.
#14 Patrick
August 13, 2008

Soo I assume these came out of the colon cancer walk through model we were shown a few posts ago?
#15 Barn Owl
August 13, 2008

Which stool pigeon alerted the authorities?

Seriously, that dogpile is going to require one huge pooper-scooper bag to clean up…or perhaps it *is* a bag AND a poop, all in one convenient sculpture.
#16 notmercury
August 13, 2008

So I see RFK Jr is back to blogging.
#17 Brendan
August 13, 2008

OT: here’s a dumb mainstream article you may wish to pummel at your leisure: http://www.slate.com/id/2197420

Perhaps they’d run a response column? I hope?
#18 NM
August 13, 2008

No where near as bad as the Vagina Bicycle
#19 storkdok
August 13, 2008

Holy Crap, it was Gone With the Wind!

I’d like to know who commissioned the Flying Feces?
#20 bones
August 13, 2008

I just put my tootsie roll down. Not very appetizing anymore…
#21 Mike
August 13, 2008

This look like the cousins of the Creature From The Pit
#22 Alan Kellogg
August 13, 2008

Isn’t shiny shit diagnostic of some condition?
#23 Don Smith, FCD
August 14, 2008

Did anyone see this ad under the article:

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#24 wfjag
August 14, 2008

The giant, inflatable, dog doo was created by American artist “Paul McCarty.” Any relation to Jenny?
#25 Patrick
August 14, 2008

Shouldn’t that be Create a giant impaction, Don?
#26 Bob Carroll
August 14, 2008

Reminds me of the Tom Lehrer song, “We’ll All Go Together When We Go.”
#27 DLC
August 14, 2008

Um… I really don’t want to see the critter that excreted that. . . cleaning up after it would be a shitty job.
#28 NM
August 14, 2008

Large light ‘fluffy’ stools are a sign of good health- but only up to a point where they make you explode I would think.
#29 Tsu Dho Nimh
August 15, 2008

Well, there was a storm … a shit storm:
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24167325-2703,00.html

A GIANT inflatable dog turd by American artist Paul McCarthy has blown away from an exhibition in the garden of a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a greenhouse window before landing again.