Why, Sithmas, of course! Just ask Palpatine if you don’t believe me:

Yeah, this beats Squidmas hands down.

Also, the Star Wars geek in me can’t help but mention that Emperor Palpatine is more than happy to answer many other of your questions, including “Why didn’t you kill Jar-Jar Binks?“; the sex lives of emperors; “How does Darth Vader use the bathroom?” (I’ve always wondered this myself); answers about the design defects in two Death Stars and Jedi methods to sway the ladies; and, perhaps my favorite, “Is Tom Cruise a Sith Lord?

Yes, only a geek like me could find this amusing.


  1. #1 storkdok
    November 30, 2008

    I’m trying to wipe the tears from my eyes…”Sithy Bits”, that’s a new one for me!

  2. #2 Lauren
    November 30, 2008

    Thanks for the laugh, Orac. That was priceless.

  3. #3 IBY
    November 30, 2008

    Wow, that is funny. Oh, and just like you, I have also wondered how he uses the bathroom. My brother and I always joked about it even though he hates Star Wars. ^_^

  4. #4 Kemist
    December 1, 2008

    Consider me equally geeky 😉

  5. #5 Paws
    December 1, 2008

    Aw, gee, thanks, Orac, how am I supposed to accomplish anything useful now? I *have* to go watch the rest of the videos….and turn the other two geeks in my household on to them! (You’re definitely getting linked again, too.)

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