Over at Hullabaloo, I found this great list of suggested slogans for congressional Democrats:

Congressional Democrats:
“We’d stand up for you, but it didn’t focus group well.”

Congressional Democrats:
“We’d stand up for you, but they’d call us bad names.”

Congressional Democrats:
“If we won’t stand up to Bush, what makes you think we’d ever stand up for you?”

Congressional Democrats:
“If we won’t stand up for the Constitution, what makes you think we’d ever stand up for you?”

Congressional Democrats:
“Sure we’re cowards, but you don’t have any other choice.”

Congressional Democrats:
“We promise to fight for you next time.”

Congressional Democrats:
“Please, don’t hurt us!”

Congressional Democrats:
“We’d stand up for you, but our consultant didn’t think it was a good idea.”

Congressional Democrats:
“We’d stand up for you, but you’ll vote for us even if we don’t so it’s not worth our time”

Congressional Democrats:
“We take your votes for granted.”

If they can’t go after a president with a 28% approval rating, whom can they go after? Pathetic.