Just when we thought the Turkey Menace had disappeared, they’re back:
Thanksgiving II: The Revenge
A Gardner Road [Brookline, MA] man told police that he and his 9-month-old son were “surrounded and attacked by six turkeys” at about 12:14 p.m. on Dec. 12. Police offered to dispatch EMS to treat any injuries, but EMS was refused, according to the police log.
I wish the far right would stop trying to convince people to invade Mexico (um, yes, really), and, instead, deal with our own native evildoers.