For those who don’t know much about the great Commonwealth of Virginia, Loudoun County is not only the wealthiest county in Virginia, but it has the highest median income in the U.S. ($107,207). These are not stereotypical ‘rubes.’ Yet Loudoun County has a very serious problem according to Loudoun County Board of Supervisors member Eugene Delgaudio:
When the young men are sufficiently intoxicated, homosexuals dressed as pirates whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually.
There are even countless stories of any number of immoral sex act being performed by open homosexuals – some even in broad daylight during the event.
Pro-family citizens and churches in Tampa are horrified and unfortunately VASTLY outnumbered and overwhelmed by the popularity of the event.
One mother complained her three year old had witnessed a man performing oral sex on a Jack Sparrow look alike in her front yard.
As long as the Radical Homosexuals run free in our streets, they will continue to spread their debauchery and corrupt our culture.
Delgaudio also seems very concerned about thousands of men in brightly colored bikinis. Very concerned (BUT HE’S NOT GAY DAMMIT!!!).
If you really want to understand the Republican base, you have to look at the local and state levels. Not only are these elected figures less ready for prime time–and thus less skilled at lying about what they really think–most of the people who show up and vote in local elections are the parties’ bases. Most devoted Republicans seem to be fine with supporting a lunatic who spends far too much time worrying about gay men
…for a straight man (BUT HE’S NOT GAY DAMMIT!!!).
This is the conspiracy-addled, fundamentalism-laced world many Republicans live in. And those who don’t live in that nightmare world seem perfectly fine with allying themselves with people who are out of their fucking minds (I hear saner stuff from crazy people on the subway).
Welcome to the Republican id.