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Lady Gaga’s “Lab Romance”

My labmates and I love Lady Gaga. Like, love love love. Enough to make a parody fan video of Bad Romance. It is my pleasure to present to you “Lab Romance”, a production of Hydrocalypse Industries. Enjoy!

Lyrics after the jump!

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Music by Lady Gaga, lyrics by Tami Lieberman and Jake Wintermute, performed by Jake Wintermute, editing by me and Patrick Boyle, dancing by the Silver Lab.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your lab romance
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your lab romance

I’ll cure your ugly
I’ll cure your disease
I’ll publish papers
As
long as they’re free
I’ll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I’ll wear a
glove

I want your carbon
The touch of your genes
Alter your genome to
make my machines
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I’ll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I’ll wear a glove
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a
lab romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me
could write a lab romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
It’s a lab romance

Carbon storage
Genetic design
I’ll own the patents
And the profits are mine
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I’ll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I’ll wear a glove

Track your cell cycle
and learn all your tricks
to cure your cancer
’cause baby your sick
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I’ll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I’ll wear a glove

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a
lab romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me
could write a lab romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
It’s a lab romance

Work work passion baby
make that model work crazy

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
I want your loving
I don’t want to be friends

Je veux ton amour
et je veux ta science
j’adore la science
I don’t want to be friends

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance

Comments

  1. #1 Comrade PhysioProf
    February 28, 2010

    That’s fucking hilarious!

  2. #2 complex field
    February 28, 2010

    THAT was disturbingly funny. And I thought Lady GaGa was just for us old guys….

  3. Awesome slant on Lady GaGa. You should submit this to The Scientist when we have our 2nd Annual Lab Video Awards. Last year the winning school did a cool take on a Wu Tang Clan song.

  4. #4 Sheraan Amod
    March 1, 2010

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages! Well done! Geek humour at its best :)

  5. #5 David Bradley
    March 1, 2010

    Looks like you guys had great fun doing this…puts the original video to shame, never seen anyone get so creative with a pipette…

  6. #6 Scicurious
    March 1, 2010

    OMG this is AMAZINGLY AWESOME. Sci volunteers her awesome dancing skillz for the remake. :)

  7. #7 Betul
    March 1, 2010

    “‘ll cure your ugly
    I’ll cure your disease”

    Dorks like what fellow dorks do! I liiike! Veery nice!

  8. #8 Lisa
    March 2, 2010

    I love this!
    though all i can think is man this a group of people who have a thesis/dissertation/publication looming over them :)

  9. #9 Valentin
    March 2, 2010

    Awesome, congrats! Will tell novoseek users about it ;)

  10. #10 Katie D
    March 2, 2010

    Come on baby, ig-nitrile my fire!

  11. #11 joe. p
    March 9, 2010

    get a like mother fucker
    make fun of yourself bitch

  12. #12 Alvazar
    March 9, 2010

    Is so hot and sexy and she is personality is awesome, she is dress ,she is eyes, face look everything is fine.

  13. #13 Podarkis
    March 12, 2010

    She does incredible things. I never saw such singers. She’s the best! Lady Gaga is Best!

  14. #14 Dennis
    March 13, 2010

    Yeah! I like that unusual girl!

  15. #15 Spacer
    March 14, 2010

    Lovely performance!!!

  16. #16 radioactivegan
    April 29, 2010

    Hahah, great video. I wish the guys in my lab had a fraction of the humor needed to pull this off!

  17. #17 Lindsey
    May 2, 2010

    So fantastic! Nicely done!

  18. #18 Fan
    August 22, 2010

    Hello Lady Gaga’s Fans!
    here are some more video clips, biography and information about Lady Gaga
    http://emaildaily.co.uk/lady-gaga

  19. #19 edwin mejia
    September 17, 2010

    esta cancion es unas de mis favoritos ccuidenmelo estoi loko per no lo admito bueno esta lin do diria mas q lindo lady gaga

  20. #20 Lady GaGa
    September 20, 2010

    Lady GaGa is a very talented composer and performer, but as her interview with Larry King revealed, she is addicted to the attention and fame and thus all things material and meaningless!

  21. #21 Sandra Porter
    October 4, 2010

    Nice work Christina! I hope your lab makes more of these. It’s great and very helpful for teachers trying to convince high school students that scientists can be fun.

  22. #22 LADY GAGA
    January 29, 2011

    I KNOW ME LADY GAGA I SAID IN MY SCHIESSE CLIP MY HAUS OF HITLER ON YOU TUBE !

    ME LADY GAGA JE VOUS SORS MON DEBUNKAGE EN LIGNE ON INTERNET

    ME I’M LADY GAGA I AM DEBUNKE FOR YOU DEAR SH*T FANS PART ONE
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8RtCctVfI

    ME I’M LADY GAGA I AM DEBUNKE FOR YOU DEAR SH*T FANS PART TWO
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeiozGUEzyM&feature=related

    ON GOOGLE LADY GAGA DEBUNKE TH*NKS MY FAN CLUB OF ME LADY GAGA

    HAUS OF GAGA = HAUS OF HITLER ! YA YA RICHTIG

    HAUS OF HITLER ! YA YA RICHTIG

    DEDICATED TO MY FAN CLUB OF SH*T LADY GAGA OF COURSE ****

    KISS LADY GAGA

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