Lady Gaga's "Lab Romance"

My labmates and I love Lady Gaga. Like, love love love. Enough to make a parody fan video of Bad Romance. It is my pleasure to present to you "Lab Romance", a production of Hydrocalypse Industries. Enjoy!

Lyrics after the jump!

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Music by Lady Gaga, lyrics by Tami Lieberman and Jake Wintermute, performed by Jake Wintermute, editing by me and Patrick Boyle, dancing by the Silver Lab.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your lab romance
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your lab romance

I'll cure your ugly
I'll cure your disease
I'll publish papers
As
long as they're free
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a
glove

I want your carbon
The touch of your genes
Alter your genome to
make my machines
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a
lab romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me
could write a lab romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
It's a lab romance

Carbon storage
Genetic design
I'll own the patents
And the profits are mine
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove

Track your cell cycle
and learn all your tricks
to cure your cancer
'cause baby your sick
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a
lab romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me
could write a lab romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
It's a lab romance

Work work passion baby
make that model work crazy

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
I want your loving
I don't want to be friends

Je veux ton amour
et je veux ta science
j'adore la science
I don't want to be friends

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance

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THAT was disturbingly funny. And I thought Lady GaGa was just for us old guys....

By complex field (not verified) on 28 Feb 2010 #permalink

Awesome slant on Lady GaGa. You should submit this to The Scientist when we have our 2nd Annual Lab Video Awards. Last year the winning school did a cool take on a Wu Tang Clan song.

OMG this is AMAZINGLY AWESOME. Sci volunteers her awesome dancing skillz for the remake. :)

I love this!
though all i can think is man this a group of people who have a thesis/dissertation/publication looming over them :)

get a like mother fucker
make fun of yourself bitch

So fantastic! Nicely done!

esta cancion es unas de mis favoritos ccuidenmelo estoi loko per no lo admito bueno esta lin do diria mas q lindo lady gaga

By edwin mejia (not verified) on 17 Sep 2010 #permalink

Lady GaGa is a very talented composer and performer, but as her interview with Larry King revealed, she is addicted to the attention and fame and thus all things material and meaningless!

Nice work Christina! I hope your lab makes more of these. It's great and very helpful for teachers trying to convince high school students that scientists can be fun.

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ME LADY GAGA JE VOUS SORS MON DEBUNKAGE EN LIGNE ON INTERNET

ME IâM LADY GAGA I AM DEBUNKE FOR YOU DEAR SH*T FANS PART ONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8RtCctVfI

ME IâM LADY GAGA I AM DEBUNKE FOR YOU DEAR SH*T FANS PART TWO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeiozGUEzyM&feature=related

ON GOOGLE LADY GAGA DEBUNKE TH*NKS MY FAN CLUB OF ME LADY GAGA

HAUS OF GAGA = HAUS OF HITLER ! YA YA RICHTIG

HAUS OF HITLER ! YA YA RICHTIG

DEDICATED TO MY FAN CLUB OF SH*T LADY GAGA OF COURSE ****

KISS LADY GAGA

By LADY GAGA (not verified) on 29 Jan 2011 #permalink