I wish we'd had the internets when I was a kid

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The New England Journal of Medicine sometimes provides great stuff to read over breakfast, like this story of a man who returned from a trip to Hungary with his guts infested with worms, Enterobius vermicularis. OK, so it's not much of a story…but the cool thing is that they provide a movie clip of his colonoscopy, and you can watch the worms writhe.

(via Over My Med Body)

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Has the Hungarian National Tourist Board officially responded yet?

By george cauldron (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

What does Entero-obvious eat?

intestinal mucosa?

Oh my god. I had a puppy once that had worms, and I was so horrified by the content of his b.m.'s that I had to get my upstairs neighbor to scoop it into a plastic bag for me so I could get him treated at the vet. There's no way I could watch that video.

That clip made me have "intermittent, crampy pain."

By Melanie Reap (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

That is awesome.

If you haven't grabbed a copy of it yet, Zimmer's Parasite Rex is a fantastic read.

Bonus: it contains photos of Gillian Anderson and H.R. Giger's Alien.

By wÃÃâ  (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

Thanks PZ, even if that was a wee little bit more information than I needed right now ;-)

By Pastor Bentonit (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

Ew, they navigate through flesh like it's water. I don't quite get how they don't leave gaping bugs bunny holes in their path, though. Shouldn't all the burrowing create all kinds of nasty carved up trails on the colon walls?

By Jason Malloy (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

Please tell me this is an early April fools day joke:
25,000 teens rally in San Fran. against 'virtue terrorism'

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (BP)--Declaring that a "reverse rebellion" is afoot among American teenagers today, more than 25,000 of them rallied in San Francisco March 24-25 against what they consider the "virtue terrorism" propagated by an immoral culture.
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"We're sick and tired of pop culture telling us it's cool to sleep around, dress like tramps, get high on drugs and alcohol, and behave badly," 18-year-old Amanda Hughey from Orange County, Calif., said. "Life is not MTV, and if we continue to live like we're starring in those outrageous music videos, our generation is doomed."

If the rally was in San Francisco, why would the dateline for the article be Nashville? Why would such goody goody moral teens miss a school day to partake in a protest?

Wamba,
Nope, it's real. It was in the SF chronicle, 3/25, headline "Evangelical teens rally in SF".

Think someone could pass out treats to them with E. vermicularis eggs? Naah, that would be too mean...

Uh oh. Pharyngula is going the way of "That's Incredible!". I remember how I enjoyed that show as a child (1980s), and then it started turning disgusting/horrific on a regular basis, lots of eyeball trauma, etc., and I had to stop watching it. First the mouse torture millipede, now this. Maybe PZM is culling the herd for only those blog readers who have a high tolerance for disgust and observing cruelty?

"if there's anythng to this reincarnation thing, in my next life i want to come back as some sort of intestinal parastite because, man, this is where i take it easy" --jack handey

Uh oh. Pharyngula is going the way of "That's Incredible!". I remember how I enjoyed that show as a child (1980s), and then it started turning disgusting/horrific on a regular basis, lots of eyeball trauma, etc., and I had to stop watching it. First the mouse torture millipede, now this. Maybe PZM is culling the herd for only those blog readers who have a high tolerance for disgust and observing cruelty?

You might not see me around for a while, then. Took chemistry instead of biology in high school, since I didn't have the stomach to dissect fluffy.

Has the Hungarian National Tourist Board officially responded yet?

In a public statement earlier today, a spokesman for the Hungarian National Tourist Board said, "My hovercraft is full of eels."

This story has infested my body and brain with the heebie-jeebies.

The most disturbing part is, this fella really didn't have much in the way of symptoms. Who doesn't get cramps every now and then or a little bowel discomfort?

A friend of mine who used to ride horses once told me that a horse can get killed if an intestinal worm infection gets out of hand. The worms can take up all available space in the gut to the point of bursting.

To prevent an infection he gave his horse a small union every day. At first the horse will have to learn to like unions, but after a while it will regard an union as a treat.

I assume the sulfuric acid from the unions is what the worms don't like.....

"We're sick and tired of pop culture telling us it's cool to sleep around, dress like tramps, get high on drugs and alcohol, and behave badly," 18-year-old Amanda Hughey from Orange County, Calif., said. "Life is not MTV, and if we continue to live like we're starring in those outrageous music videos, our generation is doomed."

The organization is based in Nashville. The march was in San Francisco. And they had to go all the way to Orange County to find teenagers willing to say gibberish like that. Makes sense in a way.

By george cauldron (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

They aren't burrowing through flesh, they're frolicking in the mucus secretions lining the gut lumen.

PZ, I've never had any problems with your atheism, but your use of 'frolicking' there has me seriously worried.

By george cauldron (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

In a public statement earlier today, a spokesman for the Hungarian National Tourist Board said, "My hovercraft is full of eels."

My nipples explode with delight!

By george cauldron (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

Has the Hungarian National Tourist Board officially responded yet?

In a public statement earlier today, a spokesman for the Hungarian National Tourist Board said, "My hovercraft is full of eels."

Obviously an artifact of machine translation.

The creepy thing about evangelical teens rallying is that you know it had to have been organized by people who were hardly teens. Old people. Not that many teens don't believe what they are saying, but those kinds of teens need to be led - they don't come up with rallies like this on their own. It's not in their nature. Would be sort of like chaining themselves to police cars to protest civil disobedience.

The really funny thing is they didn't go to LA to protest even though what they complain about is pretty much generated there - they went to SF... because as all religious nutjobs know, everything immoral comes from San Francisco.

The really funny thing is they didn't go to LA to protest even though what they complain about is pretty much generated there - they went to SF... because as all religious nutjobs know, everything immoral comes from San Francisco.

Indeed, even tho MTV is from LA. I think they just went to SF because they wanted to get in the face of all the wicked homo secular humanist liberals. I'd be surprised if a single teenager in their rally came from SF.

I hope Amanda Hughey is homeschooled (likely), because if she's not, she's gotta be one of the least popular kids in ANY high school I could think of.

By george cauldron (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

Jeez Louise, first the giant centipede and now this. I hope this site isn't evolving into a giant gross-fest.

By Dawn O'Day (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

First the mouse torture millipede

It was a centipede. Millipedes are vegitarians, you bastard.

Really puts a spin on "you are what you eat"!

But how do they breathe? I dont think there can be a lot of oxygen there ok?

Unless Entero obvious can breathe farts?

Okay, as a hungarian I have to take this personally. ;-)
I dunno what this guy did in Hungary, but as someone who has lived 5 years in Philly I am pretty sure that, in normal circumstances, the chances to get something like that are about the same in Hungary and the US. At least I never met a single hungarian who had such symptoms in the past 28 years (that doesn't mean there aren't any, just it is really rare...). It might occur sometimes in smaller villages where sanitation levels are lower, but as far my memory goes, a good handwash should block the spread of the parasites...

They aren't burrowing through flesh, they're frolicking in the mucus secretions

In the merry, merry month of May?

I think in my over-horrified state I perceived them disappearing and resurfacing.

Also I had Guinea worms on my mind after the recent Times article.

By Jason Malloy (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

Praise god for sending forth the multitude of parisitic afflictions to punish us all for not washing our hands enough!

-jcr

By John C. Randolph (not verified) on 30 Mar 2006 #permalink

Abie, my first reflex is a cheap political joke comparing the traditional opponents of unions in industry and pro-buisness conservativism to the invertebrates pictured abouve. I won't give in to this reflex, after all comparing parasitic worms dwelling in mucous to Enterobius vermicularis is just not fair.

*rim shot*

cm wrote:

Uh oh. Pharyngula is going the way of "That's Incredible!". I remember how I enjoyed that show as a child (1980s), and then it started turning disgusting/horrific on a regular basis, lots of eyeball trauma, etc., and I had to stop watching it. First the mouse torture millipede, now this. Maybe PZM is culling the herd for only those blog readers who have a high tolerance for disgust and observing cruelty?

These "cruel" things are happening beneath your very feet
everyday. If a cat does it, does that make cats vicious "mouse torturers" also? Should we get rid of domestic cats that
kill mice?

Or is it ok for cats to hunt and kill rodents and not insects
because we as humans have a sentimental attachment to cats that
we don't have to insects?

Have you read "Charlotte's Web"?

By Dark Matter (not verified) on 31 Mar 2006 #permalink

Worms have objections to unions?

No, no, to onions! That's how Hungarians can eat all that wormy meat and not get worms. Our American friend must have made the mistake of ordering his paprikash without.

That's why, whenever I'm in Buda-Pesth, I always say, "Több hagymák, legyen szÃves. Ãn külföldi."

I had a college biology professor who claimed once that if you could strip away all of the flesh of living mammals, leaving behind only the parasitic nematodes, you'd still be able to see their ghostly forms in the remaining worms.