Pharyngula

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  1. #1 Steve LaBonne
    June 28, 2006

    And he was going to take some young Dominican boys with him, but only to train them as sherpas, you understand.
    It’s all very innocent, of course it is.

  2. #2 arc
    June 28, 2006

    He must be using them for that. As such a devout christian, sex out of wedlock is a big no-no. And we all know that Rush *always* practices what he preaches!

  3. #3 Kristine
    June 28, 2006

    “Mount Everest”? More like “Mount Improbable.”

  4. #4 386sx
    June 28, 2006

    I think I’ve about had it up to here with all these Limbaugh puns circulating around. Just let it go, people.

  5. #5 Grumpy
    June 28, 2006

    Rumor has it Limbaugh is dating “Potato Face” Chloe from 24. Which might explain the unusual interview with that show’s producers earlier this year on Rush’s own show — a show famous for never having guests (except for Dick Cheney).

  6. #6 PaulC
    June 28, 2006

    386sx:

    I think I’ve about had it up to here with all these Limbaugh puns circulating around. Just let it go, people.

    Lemme get this straight. You’re getting annoyed at something; therefore some large number of people who apparently find amusing should “let it go”? Wouldn’t it be slightly more efficient and less obtrusive if you were to simply avoid reading blog comments with headings including the word “Limbaugh”?

  7. #7 Kristine
    June 28, 2006

    I took it as more punning, albeit worse than me.

  8. #8 Phoenician in a time of Romans
    June 28, 2006

    Time for a remake, I think:

    Young schoolgirls, the subject
    Of Rush’s fantasies
    He wants them so badly
    Knows where he has to be
    Dominican Republic
    He brings up the webpage
    Viagra. The blue pills.
    Makes him feel half his age.

    Don’t search, don’t search so
    Don’t search so close to me.

    At customs, so suspicious
    You know how bad they get.
    Sometimes its not so easy
    To pretend to be innocent.
    His luggage, they’re searching.
    They’ve got him by the balls.
    Arrested, pending court case.
    His lawyer won’t return his calls.

    Don’t search, don’t search so
    Don’t search so close to me.

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