Sunday morning worship

Yay! It’s the Dr Seuss Bible!

(via Secular Front)


  1. #1 JoeB
    July 30, 2006

    I loved the bit where ‘and thus he spake’ just comes out, and he doesn’t know what to do anymore.

  2. #2 Booker
    July 30, 2006

    Kids in the Hall are still sorely missed. What a great way to start a Sunday.

  3. #3 scout
    July 30, 2006

    that’s it, i’m attending the new kids church. oh, sign seen on west vancouver church the other day:

    Neiztche is Dead – God

    i’ll have to get a pic of that one before they change it.

  4. #4 j
    July 30, 2006

    Did the sign actually spell “Nietzsche” that way? Because that would be amusing.

  5. #5 Hungry Hungry Tauren
    July 30, 2006

    Ah, the Kids in the Hall are great. It’s interesting to that they had Scott Thompson as Jesus considering he’s gay. Yet another arrow in the satyrical quiver to hit the fundies with, and you can never get enough of insulting the fundies. Excellent vid.

  6. #6 Sweettp2063
    July 30, 2006

    The Seuss Bible is certainly better than the original

  7. #7 Avery
    July 30, 2006

    There’s some Cthulhu references scattered throughout…

    RPG Motivational Posters…

  8. #8 Cathy in Seattle
    July 30, 2006

    Oh, the Good Doctor Suess strikes again!

    “Now wait a minute Mr. PeeZee Myers! When Pharyngula’s in the bottle where the Jesus pleasers battle with their paddles in your noodle, like a brutal eating strudel….. THIS is what they call… An Evil Jesus brutal strudel bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled Christo-Fascist, sir!

    “PZ Myers, our game is done, Sir. Thank you for a lot of fun , Sir.”

  9. #9 Eclogite
    July 30, 2006

    Waitaminnitwaitaminnitwaitaminnit! That’s not how it is?

  10. #10 386sx
    July 30, 2006

    Quote of the day:

    “But, the kids are not going to church and they need to get it somewhere.”

    You can guess where that “somewhere” is. If you guessed “at home”, then you’re wrong.

    Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, too,
    Wednesday, Thursday just for you.
    Friday, Saturday that’s the end.
    Now let’s say those days again!


  11. #11 Stanton
    July 30, 2006

    At least it isn’t Bibleman.

  12. #12 Keith Douglas
    July 31, 2006

    Hungry Hungry Tauren: I’m pretty sure that casting a gay guy to play Jesus was deliberate. Mind you, with that cast, it might be difficult not to. (See also Mark 14:51-52, though.)

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