Who knew that all you had to do is change the definition of “atheist”? Put on your sunglasses and visit this site—the color scheme is classic fluorescent kook—and you will discover that atheists are people who deny the divinity of Jesus Christ. Period. Which means…
- James van Praagh, loopy psychic medium and newager, is an atheist!
- All Jews…atheists!
- Martin Luther King…atheist! (Wait, what?)
I like this game. Atheists also deny the divinity of Thor, which means…Christians are atheists!
There. Now that we’ve taken over the world, I think I deserve to go have some ice cream.