Presenting the hottest new product in the telecommunications sector: the rPhone:
rPhone combines three delightfully diverse products into one awkward and cumbersome handheld contraption -- a revolutionary steam-powered satellite phone, a stylish French musicbox, and a vibrasonic multi-purpose tool that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a Sonic Screwdriver. rPhone is the first portable telephone constructed of materials you've come to associate with progressive technology... from its exquisite rosewood paneling to the handsome brass frame, it shouts "This is the 18th century!" and "Gee, this thing sure is heavy!" and "What do you mean it costs $20,000??".
I'm actually about as likely to buy one of these as I am to get an iPhone.
Via Ethan.
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I think I'd go with the fully functional Port-O-Rotary. It even costs less than an iPhone!
http://www.sparkfun.com/commerce/product_info.php?products_id=286
Chad, you should look into becoming a hand model for the iPhone. Evidently the advertising agency, concerned the device is so huge, has been photographing it in the hands of large people. (http://l-rs.org/archief/003192.html) If they pay well enough, you could probably purchase an rPhone as well.