“Hey, dude, whatcha doin’?”
“I’m making dinner.”
“Yeah? What are you guys having?”
“Well, since the book was published today, we’re having a couple of nice steaks to celebrate.”
“Just a couple?”
“Hmm? What do you mean?”
“Well, you might remember, I had something to do with the book…”
“It’d be hard to forget.”
“So, I should get steak, too. Right?”
“Why do you think your bowl is up on the counter?”

“Oooooh! I get steak! Steaksteaksteaksteaksteak!”

“Okay, I’m done. Can I have some more?”

