He might present this at the next meeting:

And have you heard about B.E. Smalls? I hear he’s made a breakthrough:

And I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the eminent Dr. Dre’s work (coauthor, Eminem):

If you aren’t familiar with the Unified Theory of Everything (no, not *that* one), you might do well to learn now.
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