He might present this at the next meeting:
And have you heard about B.E. Smalls? I hear he's made a breakthrough:
And I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the eminent Dr. Dre's work (coauthor, Eminem):
If you aren't familiar with the Unified Theory of Everything (no, not *that* one), you might do well to learn now.
Check out more abuses of Excel, here. Hap tip to the evil kitten.
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--- Nat'l Association for the Reintroduction of the Subjunctive Mood.
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