Atheist LOLParrot Sez...

Just when I thought I had the LOLParrot market cornered, someone at I Can Has Cheezburger posts this awesome (and atheist) budgie giving the Great Big Kitteh in the Sky the proverbial smackdown (or wing-down?). Happiness chirp goes to Jake, who sent me this!

Check it out under the fold.
(thanks for the heads up on the budgie!)

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Shouldn't it be "peck down?"

Hmm... That's a toughie.

Still, it's nice to see people breaking out of the constrictive fetters of feline faith worship.

Shouldn't it be "peck down?" \

Yes, a peck-down or beak-down would hurt far more than a wing-down. :) Good call.

Thank you. My first smile of the day.

By Ken Shabby (not verified) on 11 Jan 2008 #permalink

Parakeet? That's a Budgie.

By Brian English (not verified) on 11 Jan 2008 #permalink

Hmm my budgie is also an atheist, my parrotlet is a pantheist.

Thats frick'n Brill!

HAHAHA

By The Stone (not verified) on 11 Jan 2008 #permalink

Ceiling cat installed the eco-friendly light bulb/swirly-thingy and hit the road/sky to go haunt other ceilings.

By ceiling cat's keeper (not verified) on 11 Jan 2008 #permalink

My bird died and went to heaven, and now we don't hear a chirp from him.

Your parrot is wrong. There is no God, but there is a Ceiling Cat!

How do I know? The same way every empty chair has an invisible cat!

That's too funny. or "Why I always kept my budgies off the lampshades.''

And garth, one of the common names for that lizard is "Jesus Christ Lizard." Don't know if it's just because it IS running on the water surface or because the first person who saw it went, "Jesus Christ, that lizard is running on top of the water!"

By Paula Helm Murray (not verified) on 11 Jan 2008 #permalink

So, wait...

This being Plague Week (tm), is this a clue that the real cause of Teh Plagez is psittachosis?

Wow great blog, just found it. I'm really keen on human bio evo, trying to figure the senses including hearing, how they developed, why ours differ from other primates, diving equalization, etc.

three cheers/chirps!

But there is a Windowsill Cat!  It's on my windowsill right now, having abandoned her previous avatar as Shedding Black Fur On Mostly White Sofa And Demanding Attention Cat.

Seriously, that bird looks like it's going to nibble just a bit too far one day and receive a big surprise, then wonder where the perch went.

Parakeet? That's a Budgie.

Budgies are parakeets. Although since parakeet isn't a scientific term, simply being a descriptor for any small or medium-sized parrot, I'm surprised Shelley would use it. Surely a scientific-minded bird-fan would prefer more precise terminology? ;)

Very cute picture. I miss my budgies (all of whom were atheists, I'm ure). :(

"parakeet" is even woozier a term than that; the usual definition is "any slender, long-tailed, zygodactylous, hookbilled bird". (zygodactylous means two claws forward, two back, for non-bird heads.) i think you could technically call macaws parakeets, although i haven't seen it done very often.

it's tricky to tell from the LOLphoto, but i guess the atheist budgie is female; they're the gnawers, out of nesting instinct. (adult budgies are sexed by the color of the cere, which is the bit where the nostrils are. juvenile budgies can't easily be sexed.)

By Nomen Nescio (not verified) on 12 Jan 2008 #permalink

My 'tiels* have some thoughts on all this
They say, "Wait, God doesn't exist?"
And then they both say
(while the cat is away)
"Feed me or we'll bite off your wrist."

I wonder if they'd feel the same
(or would I just be changing the game)
Would they call me a sinner,
if, when the cat needed dinner
I'd forgotten to secure their cage?

God's where you want him to be.
In a book, in the air, on TV.
One thing I don't get:
Am I God to my pets?
I hope not; that thought terrifies me.

*Cockatiels, for all you non-avian types.

Every parrot I have known believes itself to be THE god!