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Science with Jenny McCarthy

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Despite what everyone will say about the boggle-eyed madness contained in the video below the fold, you have to admit science is never more fun than with a ex-Playboy model explaining how Iran and Iraq will turn your chef cells into Rambo. I’m begging for some remixes of this – get to work, people!


Hat Tip Skeptobot.

Comments

  1. #1 Orac
    May 14, 2009

    Oh. My. God.

    Damn you. I lost neurons watching that. I may have to do a more detailed takedown.

  2. #2 Bugs Bunny
    May 14, 2009

    Sheesh, what a maroon!

  3. #3 ANB
    May 14, 2009

    Is Dr. Jay still acting as her science advisor?

  4. #4 Frank the SciencePunk
    May 14, 2009

    Sheesh, what a maroon!

    I see this apparent misspelling as a ninja win wordplay on Jenny McCarthy’s previous belief in “Indigo Children”.

    You sir, have a genius wit.

  5. #5 FreeSpeaker
    May 14, 2009

    Visditng at Orac’s suggestion. Frank, you need to watch the Cartoon Network more. Bugs Bunny says “Watta Maroon”. It is his second most famous line.

    As for calling Jenny a Maroon, hardly. It insults real Maroons.

  6. #6 T. Bruce McNeely
    May 14, 2009

    Oh. My. God. Indeed.

    That smarmy, patronizing tone. She sounds like a know-it-all teenager.
    Those stupid sound effects in the background.

    The only appropriate response is: “STFU and show us your tits!”

  7. #7 Sven DiMilo
    May 14, 2009

    Ech. She’s embarrassed to be pretending to be knowledgable.

  8. #8 R. S. Sahsi
    May 14, 2009

    “when I educated… myself…”

    [brain explodes]

  9. #9 Bill
    May 14, 2009

    Thanks for the hat tip! If I didn’t know the context I would be convinced she is taking the mick.

  10. #10 Vindaloo
    May 14, 2009

    Vaccines contain all look at my rack kinds of poisonous stuff that’s look at my rack never been thoroughly tested look at my rack on children and therefore look at my rack probably causes the epidemic look at my rack we now know as autism… well that and look at my rack China’s coal-powered energy plants look at my rack.

    QED: racks trump science and reason

  11. #11 Kate
    May 14, 2009

    Thank whatever god or gods you do or don’t believe in that most of the species is too fucking poor to indulge in this kind of lunacy.

    Cheese creates opiates?

  12. #12 seksi
    May 15, 2009

    Yeah it would help if we had their full definition of addiction. Just feeling addicted and getting into an occasional fight isn’t so convincing. What are the actual criteria they’re using to distinguish Game Enthusiast from Game Addicted?

  13. #13 Sharon
    May 15, 2009

    Sheesh, this is just crap.
    She just damned me! Oh fuck now she’s on about Iran and Iraq in the blood stream. Make it stop!

    FreeSpeaker said, “As for calling Jenny a Maroon, hardly. It insults real Maroons.”

    True. It insults the escaped slave, uprising enacting Maroons of Jamaica especially.

    While I think that Jenny should STFU about vaccines and autism “treatments”, unlike T. Bruce I don’t think that sentiment must be followed by a request to view her breasts.

  14. #14 CyberianMuse
    May 17, 2009

    Jesus fucking christ, why didn’t you post this with a control panel so I could skip past portions of this blather?? I agree, remixes are in order.

  15. #15 Frank the SciencePunk
    May 17, 2009

    Jesus fucking christ, why didn’t you post this with a control panel so I could skip past portions of this blather?? I agree, remixes are in order.

    I tried. It appears to be engineered for maximum damage.

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