Despite what everyone will say about the boggle-eyed madness contained in the video below the fold, you have to admit science is never more fun than with a ex-Playboy model explaining how Iran and Iraq will turn your chef cells into Rambo. I'm begging for some remixes of this - get to work, people!
Hat Tip Skeptobot.
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Oh. My. God.
Damn you. I lost neurons watching that. I may have to do a more detailed takedown.
Sheesh, what a maroon!
Is Dr. Jay still acting as her science advisor?
I see this apparent misspelling as a ninja win wordplay on Jenny McCarthy's previous belief in "Indigo Children".
You sir, have a genius wit.
Visditng at Orac's suggestion. Frank, you need to watch the Cartoon Network more. Bugs Bunny says "Watta Maroon". It is his second most famous line.
As for calling Jenny a Maroon, hardly. It insults real Maroons.
Oh. My. God. Indeed.
That smarmy, patronizing tone. She sounds like a know-it-all teenager.
Those stupid sound effects in the background.
The only appropriate response is: "STFU and show us your tits!"
Ech. She's embarrassed to be pretending to be knowledgable.
"when I educated... myself..."
[brain explodes]
Thanks for the hat tip! If I didn't know the context I would be convinced she is taking the mick.
Vaccines contain all look at my rack kinds of poisonous stuff that's look at my rack never been thoroughly tested look at my rack on children and therefore look at my rack probably causes the epidemic look at my rack we now know as autism... well that and look at my rack China's coal-powered energy plants look at my rack.
QED: racks trump science and reason
Thank whatever god or gods you do or don't believe in that most of the species is too fucking poor to indulge in this kind of lunacy.
Cheese creates opiates?
Yeah it would help if we had their full definition of addiction. Just feeling addicted and getting into an occasional fight isn't so convincing. What are the actual criteria they're using to distinguish Game Enthusiast from Game Addicted?
Sheesh, this is just crap.
She just damned me! Oh fuck now she's on about Iran and Iraq in the blood stream. Make it stop!
FreeSpeaker said, "As for calling Jenny a Maroon, hardly. It insults real Maroons."
True. It insults the escaped slave, uprising enacting Maroons of Jamaica especially.
While I think that Jenny should STFU about vaccines and autism "treatments", unlike T. Bruce I don't think that sentiment must be followed by a request to view her breasts.
Jesus fucking christ, why didn't you post this with a control panel so I could skip past portions of this blather?? I agree, remixes are in order.
I tried. It appears to be engineered for maximum damage.