- Hello, Mr. Amman. We have here for you one persecution pizza with pepperoni!
- You must be mistaken. I am currently toeing the party line, and thus not persecuted.
- Would you like to be persecuted by us? We have Team Member discount. 10 for the price of 1.
- No, thanks.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- So, what do we do with this persecution pizza?
- Take it to Michael Mann.
- Where does he live?
- In Hollywood.
- Where exactly?
- Ask Roger Pielke.
- Which one?
- Whatever. Can I go back to the game now? Lewandowski just scored.
(thanks to Neven).