- Hello, Mr. Amman. We have here for you one persecution pizza with pepperoni!
- You must be mistaken. I am currently toeing the party line, and thus not persecuted.
- Would you like to be persecuted by us? We have Team Member discount. 10 for the price of 1.
- No, thanks.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
- So, what do we do with this persecution pizza?
- Take it to Michael Mann.
- Where does he live?
- In Hollywood.
- Where exactly?
- Ask Roger Pielke.
- Which one?
- Whatever. Can I go back to the game now? Lewandowski just scored.
(thanks to Neven).
Refs
- Log in to post comments
More like this
This wasn't the post I wanted to write about the ASM conference. There's been lots of great science discussed (I've tried to tweet some of it, but the wifi in both the conference center and my hotel have been spotty, so I've not had a chance to write anything comprehensive). Instead, I'm ticked off…
Rather appropriately, with all the murk swirling around Trump's ties to the Commies, Judith Curry and John Christy are looking for new sources of income suggesting that Congress fund “red teams” to investigate “natural” causes of global warming and challenge the findings of the United Nations’…
Adam Packer at In the Agora has addressed an entire post to me because I am a Duke fan (the contributors to that site are almost all Indiana fans) and we've had some go-rounds in the past on the subject. Adam writes:
Attention Ed Brayton: Sportsline writer Gregg Doyel dressed down Duke University…
I was just thinking about Roger Pielke Jr. and Judith Curry, and the interesting situation they have found themselves in.
The hole they dug and climbed into. The corner they've painted themselves into. The metaphor that mightily mired them.
I'm talking about the situation they've created for…
I have no idea what you're talking about.
(will this be posted on scienceblogs? No other comment I write seems to be, which, considering the kooks you guys tolerate before finally banning, is a bit insulting)
Congrats, derek, you've arrived. As for the snarky inside baseball, you have on the order of 10 years of history to catch up on to grok all the nuances.
Refs: let's all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before James was born....
Thanks, and sorry for being grumpy. Now if only my more painfully-composed and sincere contributions would stop disappearing into the aether.
[Dunno what you mean by that. You have no other contributions pending. You can try giving me some keywords if you think otherwise -W]
It would be good to get Caspar and James straight.
The pizza delivery guy may have gone to the wrong address.
The pizza delivery guy does that a lot! ;-)
I agree with Derek. The inside stuff starts looking like a game of Mornington Crescent.
[You mean you thought it wasn't? -W]
> no other contributions pending.
Ah, now you deny that you control the content of both Wikipedia _and_ ScienceBlogs? I'm sure Lewandowski has heard otherwise ...
William: no, no, not you. I mean other parts of the scienceblogs constellation. And those comments of mine almost certainly aren't in anyone else's queue either; I accept that for some reason they disappeared into the aether, and the blog-runners aren't moderating me while simultaneously publishing the comments of people they themselves consider banworthy.
I do still suspect that my woes are down to the reliability of the scienceblogs comment technology.