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My cousin Ross is a U.S. Marshal and he sometimes e-mails me with stories about the bizarre things he's seen or heard while fighting crime. I sent him the link above just to see if I could outdo him. No such luck. He reports that one of his former partners came across this very thing while serving with the Houston Police Department. Since the photo is from a bust made by the Austin PD, perhaps both stashes came from the same cartel.