Posted by Josh Rosenau on December 13, 2007 The Newton of Info was meek;
permission to copy did seek.
The Crimson refused.
Animations, he used.
And Harvard cracked down on the geek.
With BONUS DOUBLE DACTYL below the fold.
Higgledy Piggledy
William Dembski at-
tempted to twist math so
God he could seek.
Booted from Baylor, the
free-lunching theorist
quickly descended to
flatulent pique.
There once was a man from ID
That got challenged by Grad from OK.
Abbie proved she was better
Bill was stuck with a sweater
And jeers from the crowd of onlookers.
Merry Christmas Bill! You’re truly the gift that keeps on giving!
Uhhh … doesn’t the 6th line of a double dactyl have to be one single word? Compound at best?
Maybe “Booted from Baylor, the / anti-Darwinian / quickly descended to / flatulent picque”?
It is common but not obligatory. If I knew the Latin for freelunching, I’d have used that. Something like “gratuiprandialist.”
though you could spell “pique” right (use the preview, Luke …)
ps – wow? Too comments is “too many”? You’ve got some aggressive spammers and/or trolls, there.
Joshua Rosenau spends his days defending the teaching of evolution at the National Center for Science Education. He is formerly a doctoral candidate at the University of Kansas, in the department of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology. When not battling creationists or modeling species ranges, he writes about developments in progressive politics and the sciences.
The opinions expressed here are his own, do not reflect the official position of NCSE. Indeed, older posts may no longer reflect his own official position.
December 13, 2007
December 13, 2007
December 13, 2007