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Late week limerick

By tfk on December 13, 2007.

The Newton of Info was meek;
permission to copy did seek.

The Crimson refused.
Animations, he used.

And Harvard cracked down on the geek.

With BONUS DOUBLE DACTYL below the fold.

Higgledy Piggledy
William Dembski at-
tempted to twist math so
God he could seek.

Booted from Baylor, the
free-lunching theorist
quickly descended to
flatulent pique.

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There once was a man from ID
That got challenged by Grad from OK.
Abbie proved she was better
Bill was stuck with a sweater
And jeers from the crowd of onlookers.

Merry Christmas Bill! You're truly the gift that keeps on giving!

Uhhh ... doesn't the 6th line of a double dactyl have to be one single word? Compound at best?

Maybe "Booted from Baylor, the / anti-Darwinian / quickly descended to / flatulent picque"?

It is common but not obligatory. If I knew the Latin for freelunching, I'd have used that. Something like "gratuiprandialist."

though you could spell "pique" right (use the preview, Luke ...)

ps - wow? Too comments is "too many"? You've got some aggressive spammers and/or trolls, there.