Wouldn’t it be cool if after we died we didn’t…die? Just like in the fairy tales, we could go to some place where we play harps on clouds and eat marshmallows for breakfast; we could play with our dead dogs, and somehow manage to live in harmony with all of our dead lovers. Unless we go to a place of flames and unending agony. Or maybe we become squid-like creatures in the oceans of Titan–all are equally (un)likely.
Except to those so mired in thanatophobia and fantasy that they can no longer reason properly. It’s not like this is a new problem, but my eyes were bleeding after seeing Deepak Chopra on Larry King the other night (transcript here). Chopra launched into his usual vitalist idiocy. The reason I even care about this is that Chopra promotes himself as a doctor and often applies his dualist religious beliefs to medicine. Eww.
Chopra’s approach is always one of unfounded assertion and ridicule. He asserts his belief, and then ridicules those who ask him what the hell he’s talking about. Here, let him show you:
There’s a lot of interesting science that our consciousness, which is the place where we perceive, think, emote, imagine, have insight, intuition, choice-making — that this part of us is not a product of our brain.
You know, scientists have, until recently, believed that, you know, just like your gallbladder secretes bile and your pancreas secretes pancreatic juice, your brain secretes imagination…
Really? What kind of evidence would that be? And yes, that’s a bit over-simplified but real doctors and biologists do know that “your brain secretes imagination”—because it’s true.
The mind, that consciousness, the one I’m talking to right now is not a product of the brain, but is localizing itself through the brain, just like people who are seeing us right now on their screens, you know, we’re not in their television boxes. We are coming through these airwaves and they are perceiving us.
Can anyone explain to me what separates this guy from the dude on the street with the tinfoil hat? Anyone? Bueller?
But wait, Dinesh D’Souza has Deepak’s back:
The question of whether something comes after death — I don’t — you know, whether you’re a believer or whether you’re a skeptic, you’re going to have to wonder about that. It’s going to make a lot of difference in — in how you live now.
And I think what makes our time exciting and unique is that now there’s actually some evidence about all this — not only near-death experiences but evidence from physics, evidence from biology, evidence from the science of the brain — all of which seem to suggest that the old idea that simply our mind and our brain are the same and — and — and when we die our brains obviously die.
So, if that’s the case, then there’s no life after death.
But there are new possibilities created by modern knowledge. And that’s really what — what I think is exciting today.
But there are new possibilities created by modern knowledge. And that’s really what — what I think is exciting today.
And what is all this modern, science-y news that confirms these quasi-religious fantasies about mind-body dualism? The panelists go off on the idea that dying is a process, not a singular event, and since that’s the case, you can never say anyone is truly dead—a sort of Zeno’s paradox or Miracle Max version of mortality. And the rhetorical hand-waving continues, thanks to the dumbest man on Earth:
CHOPRA: Well, birth and death are space-time events in the continuum of life. So the opposite of life is not death. The opposite of death is birth. And the opposite of birth is death. And life is the continuum of birth and death, which goes on and on.
And the opposite of intelligent is “Chopra”.
The entire discussion is ridiculous. Religious folks can and will argue forever about “soul”, but for those of us who must operate in the real world, it’s all a pipe dream (in the “opium” sense). It is irrelevant what Chopra, the Pope, or Chad Orzell’s dog thinks about the unconfirmed and unlikely existence of an aferlife. The idea violates our operational and theoretical understanding of the universe. It has no relevance in medicine or science. No one rises from the dead, no one comes back to tell us how the chocolate is in heaven, and no extra-terrestrial squids fly back to Earth to tell us about their happy reincarnation on Titan.