Please, can we just move on.
From The Onion, Responsible, Thoughtful Nation Decides To Ignore Ch**lie Sh**n Situation.
Calling the situation "none of our business" and "not worth a second of our time, quite frankly," a responsible and thoughtful U.S. populace uniformly decided this week to ignore Ch**lie Sh**n's recent outbursts, saying they had far more important things to focus on than a sitcom actor's personal troubles..."Not only have I chosen to ignore Mr. Sheen, but thankfully so has the American media, which has once again shown journalistic decency by only reporting the news that people legitimately need to know." Ch**lie Sh**n was not sought out for comment.
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