Does he also sacrifice goats to the voodoo, just to be sure?

Governor Charlie Crist of Florida has been sending prayers off to Israel every year…and now he wants to claim responsibility for averting hurricanes. Isn't that just so sweet? Now you can let Florida know what you think of their governor in an extremely objective and scientifically valid online poll.

Gov. Crist said he's had prayer notes placed in the Western Wall in Jerusalem each year and no major storms have hit Florida.

Another good reason not to vote for him! 53%

It is good to know that we have a leader that believes in the power of prayer. 32%

Don't knock it. Whatever works! 10%

Thanks for jinxing us now! 4%

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