You might go blind if you watch this

You might want to skip this video. It's Glenn Beck performing in Salt Lake City, when he claims to have macular dystrophy and might go blind — and it's revoltingly mawkish, maudlin, and self-pitying. People are actually swayed by this bathetic BS? Amazing.

Next time I give a talk, I'll have to try rubbing vaseline in my eyes before I get up on the podium.

(via Joe My God)

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