Hawking can't possibly be right until his results have been confirmed in an online poll

From the Guardian:

Is physicist Stephen Hawking right that physics, not God, created the universe?

81.3% Yes. I believe in gravity, not divinity
18.7% No. God: Hawking 'not necessary'

Somebody show me the units of divinity, please, as well as a few measurements that show the goodness of fit to theory.

Oh, and show the formula, too.

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