I have been sent a copy of the cover of the official Pharyngulista passport, produced by MinnieTheFinn.

I don't know about this "People's Republic" stuff. This is clearly a brutal, oppressive dicatatorship.
Oh, wait, is this like calling a small dog "Goliath"?
Warning: Using this passport can get you in big trouble with security agencies. Take special care not to visit the Vatican with it.
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