I suppose this is a kind of poll

The City Church of San Diego has a website with a fill-in-the-blank statement you're supposed to complete, and they're actually displaying the results, after they've been approved…and it looks like they've been reasonably liberal in their approvals. Help 'em out. Tell them what JESUS IS ______.

I said, "a myth", but I also saw "a Jewish zombie" and "Placebo" and "very upset that you called him gay" appearing on the page.

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