"We reject Satan and all his works and all his empty promises"
The horror, the horror. The war has spread to Jutland, where a rogue priest is rounding up elves and hanging them from the church eaves.
You bastards! They were so innocent and jolly! Now who's going to make all the toys for Christmas?
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