The Prophet has changed in the past few centuries. Don't be confused, Pharynguthreadlians, omnipotent beings have their whims.
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No one in the perpetual thread will expect the Inquisition to rise up out of an 80s pop song!
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But, as we all know, complexity and the lack of intelligent design is no barrier to the evolution of the manifold thread.
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This priest says there's something wrong with you if you have an imaginary friend. We all agree, don't we, Threadketeers?
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Don't worry. I'm just trying to confuse the participants in the very, very long thread.
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