Your problems are over: Justin Bieber is praying for you.
I'm afraid us atheists lack such privileged access to cosmic powers, so any of you readers who might want to help — pitiful as any of your efforts might be in contrast to the awesome majesty Bieber has brought to bear on the flooding — you can donate to Queensland Flood Relief.
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I went to graduate school to study Anthropology, so naturally, there was very little funding.
Deep thought: Tom Brady changed his hair to look like Justin Bieber because he's going bald. Anyway, these links can't be any worse than that lead in. Science: