People of Queensland, relax!

Your problems are over: Justin Bieber is praying for you.

I'm afraid us atheists lack such privileged access to cosmic powers, so any of you readers who might want to help — pitiful as any of your efforts might be in contrast to the awesome majesty Bieber has brought to bear on the flooding — you can donate to Queensland Flood Relief.

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