Episode CLVII: The same old song all over again

How long can the immortal thread go on? It probably won't have the longevity of this piece of music, composed in about 1400BCE, and preserved in cuneiform for 3400 years.

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For this instance of the thread prolonged, I include a video that uses a few naughty words. It's Sunday, though, so you probably won't play it at work. Play it in church instead. (Current totals: 11,212 entries with 1,160,522 comments.)
People keep sending this to me, and I listened to it once — and that was enough. But it keeps piling up in my mailbox! Maybe if I inflict it on the tortuous thread, it will stop. Although it does have some virtues: technically, it's well done within the conventions of country music, and the two…
I'm doing some morning travel today, and won't be able to access the interwebberies until this afternoon, so I'm closing the perpetual thread instance a little bit prematurely — this never happens, he said. To compensate for the horrible awful stinky video in the previous thread, here's something…
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