Satan is at their beck and call, you know

Stand in awe of the loving grace and harmony that church brings to the community! Here's a letter one evangelical church sent to a congregant because she'd committed a sin.

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They are handing her over to Satan! Worst collection agency ever.

Oh, and her sin was…getting divorced. How dare she break the sacred bond to her lord and master, a man?

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