The battle is over, you godless chattering monkeys, and it wasn't our reasoned arguments or our ferocious onslaught on religious institutions that finally led to the collapse of Christianity. The War on Religion was won by this video:
Game over, man. Game. Over.
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You know, I'm supposed to watch my diet now. I took my son to lunch the other day and he ordered and ate an entire chicken-fried steak sandwich with a giant platter of french fries right in front of me, which was incredibly cruel…but I was strong, and didn't even steal a single fry from his plate.…
Stephen Fry is a lucky man to have someone willing to make that big an investment in him…except, well, that kind of commitment is actually common in the human species. Who would the Pharynguregulars invest a few decades of their biology to?
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The perpetual thread filled up fast when I wasn't looking…and just to keep the mood of the Friday Cephalopod, here's Vampyroteuthis in action.
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All the participants in the chattering thread know I'm easily teased into a link with a reference.
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