Episode CLXXI: For the lonely hearts

I racked up a series of courtship videos for Valentine's Day — actually, my wife picked them all out, so now you know something about her taste in porn — and I got email from a few people mentioning that they're all alone today. So here's a lonely ant for the community thread.

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